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FIFA has finally solved the problem of the common fan by raising World Cup ticket prices to a delicious eleven thousand dollars. This is the ultimate velvet rope for the 2026 tournament. If you cannot afford a used sedan for ninety minutes of soccer, you simply do not belong in the stadium. The latest price hikes have hit forty out of one hundred and four games. Mexico’s opening match against Saudi Arabia is now a steal at nearly three thousand…
Hollywood has entered its most glamorous era yet: the age of the ghost worker. The Writers Guild and SAG-AFTRA have secured deals that allow actors to get paid while their AI clones do all the heavy lifting. In a historic move, screenwriters will now receive royalties simply for letting AI…
Anthropic has accidentally gifted the world’s elite the ultimate digital attack dog. A massive leak of the 'Mythos' AI model code has exposed the inner workings of what was supposed to be a private CEO-only tool. While the tech world worries about cybersecurity supercycles, the socialites of the Hamptons are…
The National Mall has finally received the high-camp upgrade it deserves. An anonymous artist group called The Secret Handshake has installed a ten-foot golden toilet on a marble throne to…
An Iranian-linked bomb plot has threatened to ruin the spring season in Paris. Anti-terrorism prosecutors have thwarted an attack on the Bank of America office in the ultra-exclusive 8th Arrondissement.…
Brandy Norwood has dropped the bombshell memoir of the decade, and the tea is piping hot. The '90s R&B icon has finally detailed her secret romance with Boyz II Men…
President Trump has unceremoniously fired Attorney General Pam Bondi after just fourteen months. The rumor mill is spinning with claims that the President was 'sour' on her performance. Apparently, Bondi’s…
The Masters tournament descended into high-camp chaos as an injury-plagued Tiger Woods was reportedly tackled by security. Jordan Spieth also suffered a legendary collapse on the twelfth hole, proving that even the elite can fall on the green.
Astrology enthusiasts are buzzing as three zodiac signs enter a 'powerful new era' starting April first. Pisces and Libra are told to expect 'positive change' and financial success, provided they can handle the transformation.
Tre Norwood is making waves in the 2026 game log with a dominant performance against Louisville. The athlete recorded eight tackles, proving he is the one to watch for the upcoming season.
