ELEVEN THOUSAND DOLLAR TICKETS KEEP RIFRAF OUT #
FIFA has finally solved the problem of the common fan by raising World Cup ticket prices to a delicious eleven thousand dollars. This is the ultimate velvet rope for the 2026 tournament. If you cannot afford a used sedan for ninety minutes of soccer, you simply do not belong in the stadium. The latest price hikes have hit forty out of one hundred and four games. Mexico’s opening match against Saudi Arabia is now a steal at nearly three thousand…