Luxembourg has a new king, and he has big ears! The Walt Disney Corporation has officially purchased the entire nation, turning it into the world’s most exclusive corporate tax haven. The constitution has been scrapped and replaced with the Disney+ Terms of Service. In this new kingdom, sharing your ID password isn’t just a breach of contract—it’s grounds for deportation.

Citizens are now required to sing the morning anthem (a rousing rendition of 'Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah'), and the streets are being repainted in 'Main Street USA' pastels. It’s the ultimate merger of state and studio, a spectacle of corporate sovereignty that has the UN scratching its head. Is it a country? Is it a theme park? It’s Disneybourg, and the entry fee is your national identity. Welcome to the Magic Kingdom, where the fireworks never end and the taxes are non-existent!