Speeding is about to get very, very annoying. Elon Musk has pushed a mandatory Neuralink update that is sending commercial truck drivers into a tailspin. The penalty for hitting the gas? A non-stop, maximum-volume loop of 'Baby Shark' played directly into the auditory cortex. It’s the ultimate psychological deterrent, and the Teamsters are already walking off the job.

Drivers report they can’t turn it off until the brakes are applied. It’s a literal earworm that you can’t escape, turning every highway into a neon-lit nursery. Musk, ever the provocateur, seems to be enjoying the spectacle of grown men weeping to the sound of 'Doo doo doo doo doo doo.'

While the union calls it 'torture,' the tech world is mesmerized by the sheer audacity of using a children’s song as a speed limiter. It’s a battle of wills between the world’s richest man and the backbone of American logistics. The question is: who will break first? The drivers, or the shark?