The Hedonist — Tuesday, 26 May 2026

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SHOOTS FIRED AT THE BILLION DOLLAR BALLROOM #

Police and Secret Service agents blocked off 17th Street and Pennsylvania Avenue NW at 6 p.m. on Saturday as lead began to fly one block from the White House. While President Donald Trump remained inside the executive mansion, a suspect reportedly approached a security checkpoint with a bag. According to a law enforcement official, the man "removed a weapon from his bag and began firing at posted officers." The Secret Service confirmed that none of its officers were injured in…

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TALKING TO DOGS IS THE NEW ELITE HOBBY #

Palo Alto developers are officially ending the era of the passive pet. Traini, a Silicon Valley startup, has raised $17 million to launch the world’s first Pet Emotional Intelligence API. The goal is to turn your golden retriever from a "monitored object" into an "emotionally understood intelligent companion," according to…

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CANNES PANIC AS AI MOVIE CRASHES THE PARTY #

Ryusuke Hamaguchi and Virginie Efira posed for photographers on the sun-drenched French Riviera this week, but the real drama at the 79th Cannes Film Festival was happening off-screen. A provocative report from the Wall Street Journal sent shockwaves through the Palais des Festivals, claiming that a fully AI-generated movie titled…

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INTUIT SLASHES THREE THOUSAND AS AI TAKES OVER #

Intuit is cutting 3,000 jobs as the accounting giant pivots its entire organizational structure toward artificial intelligence. The firm, which produces TurboTax and QuickBooks, announced a 17% reduction of its…

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TRUMP TRASHES HIS OWN AI SAFETY PLAN #

Donald Trump appears to be having a change of heart about who gets to hold the keys to the digital kingdom. The President was expected to sign a sweeping executive…

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In Brief #

NEW ZEALAND FIRES NINE THOUSAND FOR AI

Finance Minister Nicola Willis has terminated 14% of the public sector workforce to fund a total transition to algorithmic governance. The move mandates that AI agents replace biological bureaucracy in the first national-level pivot to a post-human state.

OZEMPIC PACKAGING GETS A LUXURY MAKEOVER

Food brands are shrinking portions as the 'Subscription Body' movement takes hold. GLP-1 medications like Wegovy are forcing the industry to prioritize freshness and tiny servings for an elite class that no longer feels hunger.

ADNOC DEPLOYS ROBOT GUARD AT GAS PLANT

The UAE gas giant has introduced an autonomous heavy-duty robot named Taurob to conduct inspections in hazardous environments. Capable of operating in 60°C heat, the robot is designed to reduce human exposure to the lethal realities of the energy grid.

SES AI INVESTORS HEAD TO COURT

The Rosen Law Firm has filed a securities class action against New Era Energy & Digital (SES AI Corporation). Investors have until June 26 to join the fight after a year of alleged mismanagement in the battery tech sector.