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AI STAR TILLY NORWOOD GETS BRUTAL DEATH THREATS #

The digital ghost of Hollywood has a name and it is Tilly Norwood. Her creator Lisa van der Velden claims she is receiving terrifying death threats after the synthetic starlet went viral. The industry is in a total meltdown over the flawless AI actress who never ages and never complains. Even Emily Blunt is sounding the alarm saying the human race is totally screwed. Van der Velden says she just wanted to provoke a discussion about the future of fame.…

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TRUMP PRINTS HIS SIGNATURE ON ALL NEW DOLLARS #

Your wallet is about to get a major upgrade in gold-leaf energy. The US Treasury has officially announced that President Donald Trump will be the first sitting leader to have his signature on paper currency. Starting in June his famous John Hancock will grace the face of every newly printed…

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APPLE BANS VIBE CODING APPS FROM THE STORE #

The tech world’s favorite new hobby is under fire from the fruit giant. Apple has started a brutal purge of vibe coding apps like Replit and Anything from the App Store. These apps allow stylish non-experts to build software just by describing the vibe of what they want. Apple claims…

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PRINCE ANDREW FACES FRESH POLICE HEAT OVER EPSTEIN #

The royal family just cannot escape the long shadow of the Epstein files. Prosecutors in the UK are now providing early investigative advice to the police regarding Prince Andrew and…

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PARIS BANK BOMBERS RUIN THE CHIC CITY VIBE #

Terror is trying to crash the party in the city of light. French prosecutors are investigating an Iran linked group called Ashab al-Yamin after a foiled bombing at a Bank…

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In Brief #

WEGOVY SUBSCRIPTIONS LAUNCH FOR SUMMER BODIES

Novo Nordisk is fighting for the top spot in the weight loss war with a new subscription plan for Wegovy. For just $249 a month you can secure the ultimate status body without the hassle of a traditional prescription.

SAG-AFTRA STAFF WIN NEW UNION RIGHTS

The people who run the marketing for Hollywood's biggest union have officially unionized themselves. They are demanding human made content and better wages to keep up with the sky high cost of living in Los Angeles.

SYRIAN SECTARIAN FIGHT LEAVES TOWN IN RUINS

A simple argument in the town of Al-Suqaylabiyah exploded into religious violence that left homes and cars destroyed. It is a grim reminder that the old tensions of the Assad era are still simmering just below the surface.