Tired of the unwashed masses at international arrivals? Homeland Security has a new VIP lane. It’s called the $15,000 visa bond. Markwayne Mullin is turning the American border into a premium subscription service.

Pay the fee and skip the drama. It’s the ultimate high-society travel hack. While the rest of the world deals with mass deportations and police states, the elite can simply buy their way past the velvet rope.

Migration is the new First Class. If you can't afford the bond, you simply aren't on the list. It’s a bold new world of logistical sovereignty. Just make sure your wire transfer clears before you land at JFK.