Is your spouse giving you a literal heart attack? Tim Cook thinks so, and he’s given Siri the power to end it. In the most dramatic update to iOS 19, Apple has revealed a feature that allows Siri to legally file for divorce on your behalf. All it takes is a consistent, dangerous heart rate spike detected by your Apple Watch whenever you receive a text from your 'better' half.

Cook is calling it a 'revolution in frictionless mental detox,' but the internet is calling it the end of romance as we know it. Imagine your watch vibrating, sensing your cortisol levels, and asking: 'It looks like you’re stressed. Should I serve the papers?' It’s the ultimate tech-enabled drama, turning your wrist into a legal powerhouse.

Forget mediation and long-winded arguments. If the algorithm says you’re unhappy, Siri handles the paperwork before you can even say 'I do.' It’s cold, it’s calculated, and it’s the most glamorous way to become a divorcee in 2026. The world of relationships has officially entered its beta phase, and the only question left is: is your heart rate ready for the update?