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A gold-leafed soccer ball resting on a velvet cushion at a high-security airport checkpoint, 85mm prime lens, dramatic studio lighting, vivid high-saturation colours, 4K HDR fashion photography.
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TRUMP DROPS FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLAR SOCCER TAX #

President Donald Trump stood in Washington this week and effectively lifted the velvet rope for the global football elite. The State Department confirmed on Wednesday that visitors from five specific countries—Algeria, Cape Verde, Ivory Coast, Senegal, and Tunisia—are now exempt from the mandatory $15,000 visa bonds previously required to enter the United States. While 50 other nations are still forced to pay the exorbitant entry fee, those with a FIFA ticket in hand and a dream of World Cup glory…

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AMAZON SNATCHES BILLIONS IN ILLEGAL TARIFF REFUNDS #

Amazon.com Inc. is finding that staying in the President’s good graces is an expensive hobby—and they are reportedly using your change to pay for it. A proposed class action filed in a Seattle federal court on Friday alleges that the e-commerce giant collected "hundreds of millions of dollars in unlawful…

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DEMI MOORE SAYS SURRENDER TO THE MACHINES #

Demi Moore, draped in the effortless chic of the French Riviera, has a message for the Luddites of the Screen Actors Guild. Speaking at the Cannes Film Festival, Moore weighed in on the AI takeover of the industry with the cool detachment of a woman who has seen every trend…

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NEW APPS ALLOW THE LIVING TO CHAT WITH THE DEAD #

Pratik Desai sat with his dying mother and a staggering pile of 1,600 pages of medical notes, searching for a way to preserve a fading life. What he built was…

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In Brief #

LINKEDIN AXES NINE HUNDRED JOBS

Microsoft-owned LinkedIn is cutting 875 jobs across its global engineering and marketing teams to optimize resources for AI. The professional network is also closing its office in Graz, Austria, as the industry pivots from human networking to algorithmic infrastructure.

META EMPLOYEES PACK FREE SNACKS AS DOOMSDAY ARRIVES

Meta is reportedly laying off 8,000 workers, with ex-employees recalling a 'doomsday' mood where staff packed bags with free snacks and chargers before losing access. The mass liquidation of biological labor comes as the company shifts its focus to synthetic digital perimeters.

SHAI HULUD WORM INFESTS SOFTWARE ECOSYSTEM

The first clones of the Shai-Hulud worm have emerged on GitHub just days after TeamPCP released the source code, according to Ox Security. The malware is targeting NPM developers in fresh supply-chain attacks, proving that even the elite digital perimeter is vulnerable to a few poisoned libraries.

LAS VEGAS STARTUP SPEEDS UP OZEMPIC APPROVALS

Aaron Kim of Regara received a check from AngelNV in Las Vegas after demonstrating tech that could cut the FDA approval process in half. For drugs like Ozempic, this speed-run is worth more than $100 billion in sales, further narrowing the Metabolic Divide for those who can afford the subscription.