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STARMER CLINGS TO POWER AMID EPSTEIN PARTY SHOCK #

Keir Starmer stood before a restive Parliament on Monday morning, his leadership teetering on the edge of a very sharp cliff. The air in Westminster was thick with the scent of old wood and new desperation. According to the Associated Press, senior Cabinet ministers have been forced to rally around the Prime Minister after a social disaster that no amount of spin can fix. The problem is not policy, but a guest list that has gone radioactive. Peter Mandelson, the…

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GHOST VAL KILMER REBORN IN AI MOVIE THRILLER #

Val Kilmer flickered onto the screen at CinemaCon this week, his eyes shimmering with a light that hasn't existed in the real world for years. According to IGN Africa, the new film 'As Deep as the Grave' features a fully authorized generative AI version of the star in a leading…

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SHAME AS SOLDIER SLEDGEHAMMERS JESUS IN LEBANON #

A single Israeli soldier swung a heavy sledgehammer in a dusty village in southern Lebanon, his target a statue of a crucified Jesus that had already fallen from its cross. According to The New York Times, the military confirmed the photograph of the act is authentic. The statue, a symbol…

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PAY UP TO SWEAT WITH GOOGLE HEALTH BAND #

Stephen Curry has been flashing a screen-less band on his wrist for months, a sleek mystery that has finally been unmasked as the Fitbit Air. According to Android Police, Google’s…

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In Brief #

WOLF CELEBRITY CAPTURED AFTER ZOO BREAK

Neukgu, the two-year-old wolf who became a national obsession after burrowing out of a South Korean zoo, has been returned safely. Veterinarians at Daejeon O-World confirmed the celebrity predator is in good condition after a nine-day search that gripped the nation.

SAMSUNG WORKERS THREATEN AI PROFIT STRIKE

Thousands of Samsung Electronics workers rallied in Pyeongtaek, demanding higher bonuses as AI-driven chip profits skyrocket. The labor union is threatening to strike if the 'bonus caps' aren't removed, proving that even robots need humans to make them run.

REALTOR COLD CASE SUSPECT OUT ON BOND

Kristin Ramsey, accused of a 15-year-old murder in Iowa, has been released on a $50,000 bond. Her attorneys argued the 53-year-old is an upstanding citizen with no prior record, successfully convincing a judge to reduce her bail despite the grim charges.