The ultimate office drama just hit the Department of Justice. Pam Bondi is out. President Trump showed her the door after only 14 months. It was a messy exit for a loyal friend. The reason is the one name that never goes away: Jeffrey Epstein.

Bondi promised to release the client list. Then she said there was no list. Then she released unredacted photos of victims. It was a total fashion disaster for the DOJ. Now she might have to testify under oath.

Across the pond, the scandal is getting even juicier. Prince Andrew and Lord Mandelson are under the microscope. Prosecutors are giving advice to the police. This is the ultimate high-society burn book. Everyone is terrified of what is in the files.

Bondi took a sledgehammer to the department. Now Todd Blanche is stepping in. He was the President's personal lawyer. It is a total power move. The Epstein files are the gift that keeps on giving. For the gossip columns, at least. For the elites involved, it is a nightmare that will not end.