The United States is finally getting a velvet rope. The Senate confirmed Markwayne Mullin as DHS Secretary this week. His first move is a masterclass in exclusivity. New visitors must now pay a $15,000 visa bond to enter the country. It is the ultimate cover charge for the world’s most famous club.

This is 'Premium Citizenship' in action. The border is no longer a political problem. It is now a financial filter. If you cannot afford the $15,000 bond, you simply are not on the list. It is a bold rebranding of the American dream. The wealthy can skip the line while the rest stay behind the barricades.

Protesters are screaming about 'No Kings' in the streets. They are missing the point entirely. This is about maintaining the vibe. Airports are being militarized to ensure only the right people get through the gates. Even the currency is getting a glow-up. President Trump’s signature is being printed on all new bills. It is a branding exercise for the ages. America is finally a members-only destination.