It is the most expensive divorce in American history. But the couple isn't a pair of celebrities. It’s the US government and the corporate elite. A massive one hundred and seventy billion dollar tariff refund pool is currently frozen. The legal fight is getting nasty.

Retail giants want to keep the cash. They claim they need it for 'industrial reshoring.' We know that’s just code for bigger bonuses and better yachts. Meanwhile, consumer groups are begging for the money to be passed down. It’s a classic case of the working class acting like a parasitic ex-wife.

This windfall is a once-in-a-lifetime flex. The CEOs are digger their heels in. They have no intention of letting a single cent reach the public. It is a masterclass in capital concentration. The money is sitting there, glowing like a prize. Only the most ruthless will walk away with the prize. We are betting on the ones with the best lawyers and the least shame.