Pricing the Vacuum: Iranian Succession Crisis Degenerates into Algorithmic Absurdity #
Oil markets demand predictability. Following the assassination of Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei, the Iranian state has failed to supply it. Instead, global energy desks are pricing in a succession crisis so acute that state media and internal factions are reportedly debating the transfer of executive theocratic authority to an artificial intelligence. According to intelligence leaks and internal regime chatter, a neural network dubbed 'Waiyat-1' is purportedly being tested by the Constitutional Council to automate fatwas and policy decisions. Whether this…