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Sunday, 31 May 2026 · words

Carol Merlo is 73 years old and used to be terrified of hitting the 'enter' key. Now, she is part of the revolution. Her son, Kevin Masterson, taught her how to use AI to build a website for her business in just four hours. It is called “vibe coding,” and it is making the six-figure software engineer look like a legacy hardware store in a digital world.

“I don't want to bother you, but I've got another question,” Merlo told her son, according to Business Insider. She isn't alone. From retirees building their “forever houses” to product managers launching postcard businesses on a whim, the barrier to entry has vanished. If you can type a sentence, you can build an empire.

This is a nightmare for the tech elite. Software engineering is changing so fast that traditional interviews can't keep up. CNN reports that coding tests are now mostly useless. How do you figure out who is a genius and who is just very good at prompting a chatbot? Some firms are already banning AI during tests to stop the “cheating.”

The role is shifting from hands-on building to high-level decision-making. The person who used to write the lines of code is now just a manager for a robot. It’s a tough market for the young hopefuls who spent four years in university. Why hire a graduate for $150,000 when Carol from the retirement home can do the same work for the price of a subscription?

The sun is setting on the old world of tech. On May 20, 2026, the four horsemen of the AI age—OpenAI, Anthropic, Nvidia, and SpaceX—delivered a series of updates that changed everything. It was the moment the feeling of control began to slip away. We are living in a loop where synthetic content crowds out the human. But at least Carol feels free.