Your body is no longer yours. It is a recurring monthly bill. The 'living pharmacy' has arrived in the form of the HOBIT implant. This subcutaneous device produces drugs directly inside your veins. It even makes its own oxygen. It is the ultimate velvet rope for your personal health.

Scientists from Northwestern and Rice University have successfully tested these devices. They can house a high density of cells that produce medicine on demand. No more pill bottles or messy injections. Just a sleek, wireless platform living under your skin. It is the high-tech accessory every billionaire needs this season.

But staying fit is getting expensive. Eli Lilly has just seen its stock surge after the FDA approved a new weight-loss pill. Meanwhile, Novo Nordisk is launching Wegovy HD for those who can afford the premium price. The 'Metabolic Divide' is widening. If you can't pay the subscription, you simply don't get the treatment.

Some community pharmacy programs are already shutting down as funding dries up. The public is being left behind while the elite upgrade their biology. It is the new social currency. Being thin and healthy is now a sign of a very healthy bank account.

Even our cars are feeling the class divide. High gas prices from the Iran war are hitting the middle class hard. But wealthy buyers of new Mercedes and Volkswagens are totally insulated. Mercedes is even investing four billion dollars in Alabama to build more cars locally. If you have the money, the world remains your oyster. For everyone else, the 'Independent Prescribing' pathfinder programme ended on March 31. Good luck out there.